I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
here, have some childhood nostalgia
whAT THE FUCK
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.
two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS
I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD
This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.
i lost it at rugrats
KIM POSSIBLE WHAT
you lost me until rugrats, holy shit I feel old
Holy shit that actually would make an awesome book plot. Like maybe some poor footsoldier gets killed in action and gets a humble funeral with only the basic necesseties to bury a body. He doesn’t even get a fancy tombstone with RIP or anything. Then suddenly his spirit gets thrust into some ugly, putrid, upside-down afterlife with ghouls and monsters shooting at each other. He just barely ducks down to avoid a ectoplasmic bullet and all of a sudden there’s this zombie dude with half his face rotted off yelling at him to ‘get up and fight you dumb kid!’
The zombie dude is actually an old war vet from WWII and he’s been part of the skeleton war for longer than he can remember. The skeleton war is actually just a bunch of dead guys spending their afterlife fighting supernatural horrors and keeping them from entering the world of the living. It’s a thankless task and sometimes they let a few ghouls slip past them on Halloween, but it’s war. War is always a thankless task no matter if you’re dead or alive.
#holy fajitas please write a novel